英文情书是这样写成的(转)
方工 2002-12-05 01:32:46 英文情书是这样写成的
Dear wang litte girl:亲爱的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you. 自从见你第一眼,我便爱上了你。
your eyes close,I die;your eyes open ,I come back olive.Your eyes close and open again and again ,I die again and again. 你的眼睛闭上,我就死了,你的眼睛睁开,我又活过来了,你眼睛眨呀眨,我就死去活来。
Maybe you do not know me ,no matter.one see clock emotion is pop. 也许你还不认识我,没有关系,一见钟情很流行。
I think I should introduce myself to you. 我想应该介绍一下自己。
I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25.
My home four mouth peopleapa,mama,I and DD.我家有四口人:爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
I beat letter very fast,because I am a computer high hand.Ieven act as black guest.
我打字很快,因为我是电脑高手,我甚至还当过黑客呢。
I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.我每天都做早操,这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk , and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife. 请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。
your old big 你的老大
好了,我的第一封英文情书就这样隆重诞生了,看 见了吧,知识就是力量,这肯定是一发攻克MM心城的重型炮弹,为我的好运祝福吧!
哦,为写这封情书熬了一个通宵,天都亮了,该do early fuck(做早操)去了。