newbility, drunbility & shability

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最近网上流传这么一句话，相当受欢迎：
Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.
可见本国人民对于英语的热忱已经到了相当大的程度，本教程的目的旨在更好地指导大家使用这几个词的用法。

本教程首先对于niubility,zhuangbility,shability这几个词的正确拼写作出以下修改建议：
niubility：正确拼写应为newbility，名词
zhuangbility：正确拼写为drunbility，名词
shability：保持原拼写方式，名词
drunbility的词根为drunb，动词，装逼的原意
zzzz is drubing again during our dinner time, it has drunbed for many years since I have TV.
zzzz又在晚饭时间装逼了，它自从我有电视起就在装逼已经这么多年了。
xxx is a drunbee, but my father likes her, which is disgusting.
xxx 是个装逼的人，但是偶爸爸喜欢她，真恶心。
xx is a drunber, he has been drunbing all his life, who is professional.
xx是个职业装逼者，他一辈子都在装逼，是专业级的。
4、drunby：形容词，装逼的
例句：The way you playing music by your mobile phone on a bus is very drunby, not metion the song is 求佛.
你在公交车上用手机放音乐是很装逼的，更别说那歌是求佛。

5、drunblization：名词，装逼化
例句：As more and more Starbucks running in China, the drunblization is getting worse and worse.
随着越来越多的星巴克在中国运营，人民装逼化也越来越严重了。

6、drunblism：名词，装逼主义
例句：The revolution of drublism in France starts in 1863, and people seems respecting that.
法国装逼主义运动起源于1863年，人们貌似很崇拜。

newbility

1、newbility词根为newby，形容词，原意为牛逼
例句：I think the song named 你是我的玫瑰我是你的花 is very newby.
我认为那首你是我的玫瑰我是你的花很牛逼。

比较级：newber；最高级：newbest
例句：There is no newbest, only newber.
没有最牛逼，只有更牛逼。

2、newber：名词，牛逼的人
例句：xxx is a newber, and xxx is also a newber.
xxx是个牛逼的人，xxx也是各牛逼的人。

3、newbable：形容词，可以牛逼的，值得牛逼的
例句：I think the cup of 34E is newbable, you should be proud.
我认为34E的罩杯很值得牛逼，你应该自豪。

4、newbilization：名词，牛逼化
例句：The newbilization of white collar is a global problem.
白领牛逼化是个全球性的问题。
shability

1、shability词根为shaby，名词，傻x
例句：xxx thinks yyy is a shaby, which turns out x is the real big shaby.
xxx认为yyy是傻x，结果x才是真正的大傻x。
2、shability，名词，傻x 能力
例句：The power of your shability is as damagable as the earthquake.
你傻x的能力犹如地震一样具有毁灭性。
3、shabilization，名词，傻x化
例句：The zzzz news causes the citizen shabilization.
zzzz的新闻导致 国 民 傻x化。