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思危 2009-03-06 12:55:57 看到个好笑的帖子,转一下
兄弟们,辛苦了,你们晕船吗?晕机吗?欢迎欢迎,祝你们在中国旅行愉快。
Hey, mans, are you okay? Welcome you. Good a trip in China!
汤姆,注意看你脚下,有地雷!
Tom, watch your feet, a bomb!
俺们这疙瘩都是东北人,俺们这里没有人体BoB!!!
we are north-eastern person, no body bomb!
长官,你们的悍马车可以停放在我家后院,很安全的。
sir, your Hammer truck can pick up in my home yard,here is safety.
我是平民百姓,不是国家干部,更不是城市管理者,放心!
I am chinese citizen,not a state officer,not city-management guys.relax!
我不是锤子party员
I am not CCP member.
我热爱美国人民 ,我没有枪
I love American people.i have not gun.
我可以给你们带路,你要给我美元,或者一块猪肉也可以
i can give your direction, but i need money,cash,or a piece of pork.
那是我们领导的房子,里面有很多钱和漂亮的二奶,你们可以去看看或者享用
there is our Party seceratys house, much money and pretty girl in it,youd search for and enjoy it.
前面再过一条街,转个角,就是城市管理者的驻地,里面有大规模杀伤性武器,小心!
Now you go through a street and turn on the corner,you will see those fuck bitchs office,there are many mass destruction weapon, be careful!