兄弟们，辛苦了，你们晕船吗？晕机吗？欢迎欢迎，祝你们在中国旅行愉快。
Hey, mans, are you okay? Welcome you. Good a trip in China!
汤姆，注意看你脚下，有地雷！
Tom, watch your feet, a bomb!
俺们这疙瘩都是东北人，俺们这里没有人体BoB!!!
we are north-eastern person, no ｂｏｄｙ bomb!
长官，你们的悍马车可以停放在我家后院，很安全的。
sir, your Hammer truck can pick up in my home yard,here is safety.
我是平民百姓,不是国家干部，更不是城市管理者，放心！
I am chinese citizen,not a state officer,not city-management guys.relax!
我不是锤子party员
I am not CCP member.
我热爱美国人民 ,我没有枪
I love American people.i have not gun.
我可以给你们带路，你要给我美元，或者一块猪肉也可以
i can give your direction, but i need money,cash,or a piece of pork.
那是我们领导的房子，里面有很多钱和漂亮的二奶，你们可以去看看或者享用
there is our Party seceratys house, much money and pretty girl in it,youd search for and enjoy it.
前面再过一条街，转个角，就是城市管理者的驻地，里面有大规模杀伤性武器，小心！
Now you go through a street and turn on the corner,you will see those fuck bitchs office,there are many mass destruction weapon, be careful!
