小女子遇到点问题，不知如何解决！

[bbcbs]

郁闷。。。。

if love<>forever then
response.write "正常，请适应"
else
response.write "出错，请退出"
response.end
end if

[pizixt]

if not you_love_me then I_still_love_you
if I_don't_love_you then I_must_be_dead

[loveweb]

回复人： liuyangxuan(小鱼儿) ( ) 信誉：91 2004-04-03 20:47:00 得分:0


if love<>forever then
response.write "leave"
else
response.write "MakeLove"
response.end
end if
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for day= 1 to 30
for hour= 1 to 24
makelove with girl
response.write"爽"
response.end
next
next
response.redirect"go to bed"
++++++++++++++++++++====
if love<>forever then
response.write "leave"
else
for day= 1 to 30
for hour= 1 to 24
if makelove with girl=true then
response.write"爽"
else
response.redirect"go to bed"
end if
next
next
end if

[ken1]

大家都满幽默的嘛

[dullwolf]

do while 空=色
色=空
loop

[celerylhl]

select case money
case 0
output="请靠边站"
case 100000
output="请努力"
case 1000000
output="可以考虑"
case 1000000...
output="哪里跑！"
end select
response.write output

[ken1]

楼上的，看来有一票人要站在火星上了

[guokai1217]

哈哈,程序员的幽默^!^

[xyjlcp]

up

[jonasxujun]

呵呵，搞了半天是感情问题。

[zl9732]

if love<>forever then
response.write "靠！leave"
else
response.write "^o^together forever"
response.end
end if

[cjf1009]

<script language="表情">
if (i come across with you)=true
{
My.heart.number=My.heart.number*3;
My.face.add("尴尬的笑");
My.eyes.look(Your.eyes)=false;
alert ("你还好吗？")
alert ("........")
alert ("拜拜")
}
</script>

<%
'后台内心世界
My.heart.number=My.heart.number*3
My.eys.tears.Surround(My.heart)
response.write ("To love you needs only a minites")
response.write ("But to forget you needs all my life")
response.write ("I gave my five years to you")
response.write ("But your grantly a word 'I never love you'")
My.heart.broken
%>

[cjf1009]

怎么没人来玩了？顶一下

[gandalf11]

有意思

[loveweb]

回复人： celerylhl(芹菜) ( ) 信誉：100 2004-04-03 21:14:00 得分:0


select case money
case 0
output="请靠边站"
case 100000
output="请努力"
case 1000000
output="可以考虑"
case 1000000...
output="哪里跑！"
end select
response.write output
+++++++++++++++
select case money
case 0
output="请靠边站"
case 100000
output="请努力"
case 1000000
output="可以考虑"
case 1000000...
output="哪里跑！"
end select
if output="哪里跑！" then
Response.write"不用计划生育了！"
end if

[cjf1009]

顶

[tddw]

狂晕

[zlm18691859]

：）

[99percent]

if 上面的全是对的 then
response.write"全是小学生"
end if
--------------------语法简单明白易用易记

[dout]

大家都是好程序员啊
up------------>ing

[angel2a]

呵呵，up