◆征求“名言”（用SQL表达）◆

[牧牛人软件]

2003年开发了一个“SQL TOOLS”，最近想更换皮肤，背景图上想用SQL写一段话，希望各位帮我动动脑筋。
要求：1.言简意赅、妙趣横生。
2.符合SQL语法，用到Slect ... From ... Where

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[tomuno]

select * from tomuno not in (baidu,google)

[trumplet]

select 高级职位 from 人才市场 where 招聘企业="外企" and 年薪>100000000000

[超级大笨狼]

SELECT Top 1 SUM(a.M) AS Money1, b.Id
FROM tb a INNER JOIN
tb b ON a.Id <= b.Id
GROUP BY b.Id
HAVING (SUM(a.M) <= 500)
ORDER BY SUM(a.M) DESC

[taito]

Update me set mymoney =9999999999, mygirl = 99999999999, mypower = 999999999

[射天狼]

楼上的想法不错，接分来了～～～～～

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[province_]

select living from theworld

[colorslife]

Select SQL From [SQL TOOLS] Where Implement=Easy

[zhaoxinghan]

Select girl-friend from Beautiful-girls where country="China"

[trumplet]

Update me set ...., mygirl = 99999999999, ....

哈哈，是99999999999岁，还是99999999999位？

[alemjann]

select software from top_vendors where software_name = 'sql tool';

[qybao]

select potential from yourself where sql_tools in (used, useing, going to use)

[NewViewStudio]

是对你的SQL TOOLS作广告吧！
我这样写，应该可以吧！
SELECT 任何功能 FROM SQLTOOLS WHERE 只要你想要；
Select AnyFunction From SQLTools Where YouWanted;

[netsys2]

delete from yourbug where work = 麻烦

[BenLeak]

^_^

[纯冰糖]

select AnyThing from SQL TOOLS where if you love her

[[e-mail]]

select 分数 from 楼主 where 回复人=Ring_Pt

[zyyoung]

还是我楼上的这位，最酷

[kwokwinglau]

Select anything from database where Tool='sql_tool'

[crazycy]

select whatever from db whenever using sql_tool

[vc_asm]

select "开心" from "生活" where Tool=sql_tool